You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
Just a few features of my anxiety
- Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
- Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
- Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
- Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
-Veronica Roth (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature
“hello, it is time for you to become adult. sign here.”
this actually happened though when i had to put a signature on my license. i stared at the guy for at least a minute not knowing how to sign
I don’t get why schools stopped teaching script. I’m so glad I learned before it was (apparently) phased out.